Couch Wars

So owing to thinking over long periods about my chronological age. I made the wise and informed (I think) decision to give up my nomadic lifestyle and settle down(this in no way involves a man, child or dog)
To this end I went couch shopping, kindly avoid asking me where my old couch went or whether it existed… you might embarrass me and I dont handle any emotion well. To make everything clear to you I need to inform you that I live very close to the mount Kenya forest which of course means no Furniture Palace (the shop not a king’s house with lots kof chairs). See now the local Furniture palace does not really have a name nor is it in a building, sort of an outdoor ambience thing going on. But the proprietor, an averagely delightful fellow in a felt hat or used to be felt hat, is very girly if you are into that kinda thing. Well am not because I am very cave-womany(no story). After much haggling and blushes by the carpenter ( of course these were the price ain’t changing blushes) we came to a sulky agreement and I paid the deposit.
My settling down self fantasied
about how settled down we were all gonna look. So today after a hard days work I was looking forward to couch collecting and settling down on feeling accomplished also taking a picture to go with this. So I collect couch, I was already toying with Isabella as couch’s name.
But now couch wouldn’t fit in the door of my village condo (its not round)
And I have eaten six bananas to deal with the stress, I cant decide “do I tear the door or remove couch legs, do I move out and find a house with an elastic door… tent maybe, but what about the local wildlife ”
I need another banana.

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About karrymi

Life is about faith, I have faith, that something good is going to happen. Also cowboys and country songs make me wanna be in love, and sit on some old truck and watch the stars play my favourite song...
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